Ask the Armordillo

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Howdy there, cowboy. You drink your whiskey a bit too fast and get lost?

How are you?

I’m fine, thanks for asking. A bit hungry. Know any good places that will let an armordillo in their establishment?

If you're Bowser.. who's the Princess?!

That was a misunderstanding. Bowser is a turtle. I’m an armadillo. He breathes fire. I’m actually intelligent. We’re NOT related. In any way. At all. Whatsoever.

You speak?

Of course I speak. Inside of League matches, I typically say little more than ‘okay’ or ‘alright’; mostly because I’m Rammus, and not even a summoner can make me do what I don’t want to. However, I’ve since decided that it would be in my best interests to improve relations with the other champions, hence why I have made this ‘blog’.

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

I suppose I’d like to visit Freljord. It’s probably one of the few areas I have yet to go to in Valoran.